Thursday, November 15, 2012

Apartment Hunting

Something I made up to keep me sane during this whole "finding an apartment in New York" thing. Haha X_x I might record this if I feel like it (and have time!).

"Apartment Hunting" (to the tune of "Pokemon- the Theme Song")

I wanna have, the very best
The best I can afford
To snatch one is my real test
To save money's my cause

I will travel across New York
Searching far and wide
Each potential roommate to understand
The power that's inside

Apartment hunting! (Gotta get the best!) It's killing me
Why is there a broker's fee?
Apartment hunting! Oh, it's a crazy quest
But I'll never fail this test

Apartment hunting! Maybe I'm too new
Craigslist is a scary zoo
You text me and I'll call you
Apartment hunting! Gotta get the best, gotta get the best!

Every scam along the way
With wit I will avoid
I will wake up every day
Ready to fill this void

Tired of crashing on my friend's couch
It seems to never end
Sometimes I start to forget my dreams
And the power that's inside

Apartment hunting! (Gotta get the best!) Too much to see
I've only got one of me
Apartment hunting! Oh, it's a crazy quest
But I'll never fail this test

Apartment hunting! Maybe I'm too blue
A good deal should soon come through
You'll meet me and I'll say "Woo!
Found the place!"

Gotta get the best! Gotta get the best! Apartment hunting!

Parody by Melissa Lee Nilles (© 11/15/12)

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